- A fat, black final girl
- An Asian kid kung fu-ing a slasher
- A slasher running on screen chasing teenagers
- A fully functioning GPS on a road trip
- A fully charged cell phone
- A slasher married with 2 kids and a dog
- Full on penetration
- A kid that doesn't whisper in Satanic verses
- A bunch of teens who listen to "the crazy old man telling them about the killer" and then hightail out of the woods and to a McDonald's
- A McDonald's
- A slasher who chases a victim around a studio apartment
- A hot, slutty vixen staying fully clothed
- A final guy who is gay
- A car with a full tank of gas
- Inbred rednecks that are misunderstood
- Monsters who do minimal damage when they visit a highly populated city
- Google as a search engine when they do research
- A fat kid outrunning a slasher
- Ghosts who realize they are actually ghosts
- An amateur camera guy who can keep the camera steady
- The public trusting the government during a crisis
- Guidos
- A mutant ostrich with a taste for human flesh
- Zombies who crave only Canadian human flesh
- A shower that doesn't fog the shit out of the bathroom
- Somebody Wikipedia-ing something
- Vampires who look like hipsters
- A massacre at a baseball game
- Small towns with hidden secrets
- Were-bunnies
- Blood thirst demons that look like Casper
- Asians
- People from Madagascar
- Mad scientists who are looking for a cure for AIDS
- A likable jock douchebag
- Non gratuitous nudity
- A post apocalyptic world where future people dress normally
- A Jewish, blonde slutbomb
- "We shouldn't split up"
- Prescription drug use
- A movie that's not a remake
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