I was watching an episode of Tosh.0 and Daniel Tosh started naming celebrities he thought he could beat up. It's pretty funny video and it got me thinking, if I were a final guy trapped in a horror movie, which top horror slashers could I outsmart?
Based upon my educational level, my vast knowledge of horror trivia, tactics and experience, I think I could do well against certain slashers and pretty much get sliced early on against others. So below you'll find a list of slashers and whether or not I could outsmart them and escape scot fuckin free.
I want you fellow jaded viewers and my horror blogger alumni to try this experiment as well. List a bunch of slashers and think really hard if you could come out a winner. Don't be asshole/douche and think you could really get away from all of them. Share your lists and we'll all pretend to be smart motherfuckers!
Here's mine!
1.) Jason Voorhees
the jaded viewer says: Fuck yeah I could outsmart Jason. I'm not that freakin clumsy, won't trip running away in the woods and I'm pretty sure I'm in decently physically fit cardio wise. Jason waits for you to board yourself up in a house or cabin in the woods. Fuck that shit.
I'm running all night, even in the dead of night until I reach pavement of a highway. I'll bring a water bottle with me.
2.) Freddy Kreuger
the jaded viewer says: When I dream, I'm totally not in control. I don't know how to dream properly (lucid dreaming or whatever it's called) and I'd totally get Inception killed by the son of 1000 maniacs.
3.) Michael Myers
the jaded viewer says: The king of slashers and the smartest maniac on the planet. Michael was calculated, methodical and damn clever. I wouldn't last 10 minutes if I was hanging out in front of the Haddonfield 7-Eleven.
4.) Jigsaw
the jaded viewer says: Fuck y'all. If I need to hack my arm off I'm doing it to live. But knowing Jigsaw, his traps always have a damn twist so my likely survival probably hovers around 20%.
5.) Chucky
the jaded viewer says: He's a fuckin doll. Outsmart Chucky? Hell I could actually kick his ass. I'll show him who's the Good Guy.
Name a slasher in the comments and in my follow up to this post, I'll let you know if I could win or die a horrific death. If you have a horror blog, choose a few slashers and ask yourself if you could beat these icons of horror.
infolinks
20120201
Could the Jaded Viewer outsmart (or die horribly) against these infamous slasher icons?
Langganan:
Posting Komentar (Atom)
Archives
-
▼
2012
(1133)
-
▼
Februari
(341)
- The Fourth Body (2004) DvDRip Mediafire Link
- Legendary Hollywood demons
- Cara Mengatasi Link Adf.ly Ke Mediafire Bermasalah
- Avast Internet Security 7.0.1407 Terbaru 2012 Medi...
- Sex and Zen 2 DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Sex and Zen 3 DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Virgin Girls 4 DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Kamasutra-Lovers Guide To Sexual Positions DVDRip ...
- Web of Seduction (1999) DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- All Ladies Do It DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Snack Bar Budapest DVDRip Mediafire Link
- My So-called Love Full Movie DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Girls Unbutton DVDRip Mediafire Link
- When Fortune Smiles DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Love To Kill DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Bad Blood DVDRip Mediafire Link
- The Eternal Evil Of Asia DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Hunting Evil Spirit DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Titanic 2 3D Mediafire Link
- Scorpio Nights 2 DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Mystery Age: The Dark Priests Mediafire link
- Singularity Free Download Mediafire Link
- Prince of Persia The Forgotten Sands Mediafire Link
- Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones Mediafire Link
- BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger RIP Mediafire Link
- Innocent Lust DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Love To Kill DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Soul Desires DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- VLC Media Player 1.1.8 Mediafire Link
- KMPlayer 3.0.0.1440 Mediafire Link
- Suburban Secrets DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- The Stealth Sex Fiend DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Spider Woman DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Bxx: Haunted - The Revolution of Web Horror?
- Vietnamese Lady DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Ya Pro Chu DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Waree DVDRip CD1 & CD 2 Mediafire Link
- The Loop DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- The Mermaid of Love DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Natalie DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- All Wives Party DVDRip 18+ Mediafire link
- Mo Phi 2011 DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Best Movie of Girl Chef 2011 DVDrip 18+ Mediafire...
- Crazy Scum: Dicky’s Journal DVDRip Mediafire Link
- La Blue Girl Live 3: Lady Ninja DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Savage Fury DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Love for an Idiot DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Best Adult Movie : The Eternal Evil Of Asia DVDRi ...
- Erotic Obsessions 2002 DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Room In Rome (2010) DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Graphic Sexual Horror (2009) 18+ Mediafire Links
- Active Webcam.V.11.2 Mediafire Link
- AVG Internet Security 2012 + Serial Mediafire Link
- Eros (2004) DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Tripped Naked (2009) DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- I Like to Play Games Too CD1+CD2 (1999) DVDRip Med...
- Manamour DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Julie 2004 DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Links
- Virgin Girls 3 DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Bamboo House of Dolls (DVDrip - 1974) Mediafire Link
- The Sugar Daddies (1973) 18+ Mediafire Link
- Woman In The Dunes 1964 DVDrip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Secret Dalliance (1999) 18+ Mediafire Link
- Confession Of A Concubine (1976) 18+ Mediafire Link
- Eros (2004) DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Underworld 4: Awakening (2012) 350MB Mediafire Link
- LOVE EDUCATION DVDRIP 18+ Mediafire Link
- Sex and Zen 1 DVDRip 200MB Mediafire Link
- 1/3 Lover (1992) Mediafire Link
- Lost Souls (1980) 96MB Mediafire Link
- Sleepwalker 3d [2011]
- Sleeping With 2 Sisters (1993) DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Sex and The Central (2003) DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Naked Party DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Side A Side B DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- Private Lessons 1981 DVDrip 300MB 18+ Mediafire Link
- Virgin Girls 2 DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Exchange Sex Show DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Man Woman And The Wall [DVDrip - 2006] +18 Mediafi...
- The Linsanity Of The Walking Dead
- Romance X - French [1999] DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Fox Ghost (2002) DVDRip 18+ Mediaifre Link
- Lady Ninja Kasumi Vol 1 DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Erotic Ghost Siren 2004 DVDRip XviD Mediafire Link
- XX Beautiful Prey (1996) DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Inuyasha New 2011 140 MB Mediafire Link
- Chess 3D 30,23 Mb Mediafire Link
- Female Market 1986 DVDRip Mediafire Link
- Zero Woman R (2007) DVDRIP Mediafire Link
- Imprisonment Factory (2008) DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
- In The Realm Of The Senses 1976 DVDRip 18+ Mediafi...
- Zero Woman 4 (1997) – Woman With No Name 18+ Media...
- Zero Woman 3 (1996) – Assassin Lovers 18+ Mediafir...
- Zero Woman 2 (1995) 18+ Mediafire Link
- Zero Woman 1 (1995) – Final Mission 18+ Mediafire ...
- Zero Woman (1974) – Red Handcuffs 18+ Mediafire Link
- NINJA SHE DEVIL (ADULT MOVIE) Mediafire Link
- Spiderman Shattered Dimensions RIP PC GAMES Mediafire
- Mission Possible xxx Parody 700Mb Mediafire Link
- The Girl Next Door DVDRip 18+ Mediafire Link
-
▼
Februari
(341)
Followers
Recent Posts
hasibuan. Diberdayakan oleh Blogger.
Links
Pages
About Me
- den ger
- France
Designed by: R.Bhavesh | Premium Brown Blogger Template Bringing forth Excellence Singapore services.
0 comments:
Posting Komentar