Did you know that if you purchase Black Dynamite on Blu Ray or DVD you SAVE an orphan from being addicted from smack???
You didn't know that did you? Well it's true. I know you guys don't want to see a 6 year old, addicted to smack breaking into your home, playing your Xbox 360, drinking a Dr. Pepper and then selling your horror collection for a fix.
So do something about it! By purchasing Black Dynamite, you get that kid off the street and into a detox program where he will be given the best in medical treatment (or what's under Black Dynamite's health coverage, plus he gets a lollipop and a dollar worth of quarters for the local arcade).
If that doesn't convince you, then check out the links below.
- Black Dynamite (Review)
- Black Dynamite viral yumminess
- Fight Smack in the Oprphanage!!!
- Black Dynamite and Supreme Court Judge Sotomayor and Numchucks
- Black Dynamite meets Barry (ahem Barack)
- Anaconda Malt Liquor videos
- Official Site
- Black Dynamite Yo Self!
- Black Dynamite Facebook site
- Fan Reviews on YouTube
- Black Dynamite Soundtrack
OK head over to your nearest big box store or these fine online retailers.
Check out the trailer.
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